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Christopher George Rockriver
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I am saddened.

1 min read
By the fact that I missed the mudkipz.

Goddamnit.
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Until now.

I just had a very beautiful young woman step into the hotel, asking if there was a room available.  I, of course, said there was... and almost told her the price, until her friend followed in.  Her loud, drunk friend.

... Who just happened to be a midget.

Who was also a woman.

I then told them the price for the room, trying my damnedest to treat the little person... NOT like a little person.  The dwarf, upon hearing the price, slurred drunkenly, "Hey, will you give us the room cheaper if she gives you a blowjob?"  To which the girl laughed, gasping, and leaned over to me, saying, "She's... had a bit much to drink.  Don't pay her any mind."

"Yeah, I... got the feeling."

... The three of us then proceeded to engage in haggling, which there would be none of on my end, and me repeating to the midget that there were no pizza places that delivered at 2:30 AM,  much less OPEN.

The drunk midget also wanted to go to the beach, and to fool around in our jacuzzi room with the hot girl.  A large part of me wants to know their story.  Like, do a novelization of it.  Because they must lead a FASCINATING life.

... What.  The.  Fuck.

Also, I think I need a vote: This story, or me helping Busta Rhymes.  WHICH WINS?

PS: I only really use this damned thing anymore for looking at peoples' art. My shit is completely inconsequential at this point.
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Tag'd OHSNAP

3 min read
Tagged by :icontvskyle:
Rules:

1. MUST (!!) answer EVERY SINGLE question.
2. Be HONEST.
3. Pass onto 6 of your DA friends. ^^
4. Have fun and let us grow together as a community ^^

Name: Christopher George Rockriver
Birthday: 11/26/87
Birthplace: Simi Valley, CA
Current Location: Burbank, CA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5'8-9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, some ambidexterity.
Your Heritage: Half Norwegian, Half Irish.  Probably random shit mixed in the two.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black converse.
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: Spiders, betrayal, stupid people in large groups.
Your Perfect Pizza: King Arthur at Round Table.  Dammit.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yay.
Bedtime: "When I pass out."  Totally with Kyle, here.
Pepsi or Coke: Both.
McDonalds or Burger King: The BK Lounge, of those two.

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.

Do you Smoke: I've smoked cigars, that's about it.  And it certainly doesn't happen much anymore.
Do you Sing: Used to.

Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Already been.
Do you want to get Married: I wouldn't be opposed to it.
Do you believe in yourself: Why the feck not.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Used to.  Learned the SECRET.
Are you a Health Freak: OHMANGOTTAWORKOUTEATRIGHTANDSNORTSOY Fuck no.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Absofuckinglutely.
Do you play a Instrument: I wish.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not even a single one... Damn, sad.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Did I?  Yes.  At Joel's party.
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO WAI THE THEATER IS LAME LOL
In the past month have you been dumped: Nope.
Do you work (as in official work): Nah, not yet.

In a girl/boy

Favourite Eye Colour: No preference.  Just depth.
Favourite Hair Colour: I've been drawn to ladytypes of all hair colors, so... Also, no preference.
Short or Long Hair: Long, though short is adorable on some.
Height: "Shorter than me." Once again, with Kyle.
Best Clothing Style: The nekkid kind.

Number of Drugs I have taken: Intentionally, 0.  I've been to enough concerts that I'm sure I've inhaled a few inadvertently.
Number of CDs I own: A veritable shitload.
Number of Piercing: None and no.
Number of Tattoos: None, but not averse to getting one one day.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Quite a few.  'Tis human.

I tag... ALL YOU FUCKERS.  MWAHAHA.

Wait, I can only choose six?  Fuckshit.  This is asshole time.  Gotta not choose people Kyle picked.

Uh... Tag: :iconnewvagabond: :iconplugz: :icongrammabeth: :iconcrystallineessence: :iconrakala: :iconmissangie:
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Joy!

1 min read
Much joy to Kyle, as he comes through for me again, fulfilling his promise to make me a theme song for ROCKRIVER!!!.

www.send-file.co.uk/processing…

Ba-da-BAM.  Give that bad boy a listen.  And remember: I may use this one day when/if I film ROCKRIVER.
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W... t... f.

1 min read
IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP!?

WHAT THE FUCK
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