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I'm going to be getting offline for a few days. I just need to get away from it all.
Get my head straight.
Get my head straight.
I am saddened.
By the fact that I missed the mudkipz.
Goddamnit.
All my hotel stories were dull...
Until now.
I just had a very beautiful young woman step into the hotel, asking if there was a room available. I, of course, said there was... and almost told her the price, until her friend followed in. Her loud, drunk friend.
... Who just happened to be a midget.
Who was also a woman.
I then told them the price for the room, trying my damnedest to treat the little person... NOT like a little person. The dwarf, upon hearing the price, slurred drunkenly, "Hey, will you give us the room cheaper if she gives you a blowjob?" To which the girl laughed, gasping, and leaned over to me, saying, "She's... had a bit much to drink. Don't pay he
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Name: Christopher George Rockriver
Birthday: 11/26/87
Birthplace: Simi Valley, CA
Current Location: Burbank, CA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5'8-9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, some ambidexterity.
Your Heritage: Half Norwegian, Half Irish. Probably random shit mixed in the two.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black converse.
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: Spiders, betrayal, stupid people in large groups.
Your Perfect Pizza: King
Joy!
Much joy to Kyle, as he comes through for me again, fulfilling his promise to make me a theme song for ROCKRIVER!!!.
http://www.send-file.co.uk/processing/download.asp?id=19A5E8601964D167&downloadFile=true
Ba-da-BAM. Give that bad boy a listen. And remember: I may use this one day when/if I film ROCKRIVER.
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