By the fact that I missed the mudkipz.
- Watching: Scarface
All my hotel stories were dull...Until now.
I just had a very beautiful young woman step into the hotel, asking if there was a room available. I, of course, said there was... and almost told her the price, until her friend followed in. Her loud, drunk friend.
... Who just happened to be a midget.
Who was also a woman.
I then told them the price for the room, trying my damnedest to treat the little person... NOT like a little person. The dwarf, upon hearing the price, slurred drunkenly, "Hey, will you give us the room cheaper if she gives you a blowjob?" To which the girl laughed, gasping, and leaned over to me, saying, "She's... had a bit much to drink. Don't pay her any mind."
"Yeah, I... got the feeling."
... The three of us then proceeded to engage in haggling, which there would be none of on my end, and me repeating to the midget that there were no pizza places that delivered at 2:30 AM, much less OPEN.
The drunk midget also wanted to go to the beac
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Name: Christopher George Rockriver
Birthplace: Simi Valley, CA
Current Location: Burbank, CA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark brown
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, some ambidexterity.
Your Heritage: Half Norwegian, Half Irish. Probably random shit mixed in the two.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black converse.
Your Fears: Spiders, betrayal, stupid people in large groups.
Your Perfect Pizza: King Arthur at Round Table. Dammit.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yay.
Bedtime: "When I pass out." Totally with Kyle, here.
Pepsi or Coke: Both.
McDonalds or Burger King: The BK Lounge, of those two.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: I've smoke
Joy!Much joy to Kyle, as he comes through for me again, fulfilling his promise to make me a theme song for ROCKRIVER!!!.
Ba-da-BAM. Give that bad boy a listen. And remember: I may use this one day when/if I film ROCKRIVER.
Wanna help my film?Okay, soon I'll begin filming on my talkie film for school. As such, I will need people who would be willing to help me film and such.
Actors, camera operators, grips and the like will more than likely be needed. The lead roles have all, essentially, been casted. I'm currently in the process of writing the damned thing, however, so roles will come up and may require you to actually act in front of a camera and say lines.
Before I begin, I'd just like a grasp on how many people I'd have willing to work for me, and thus, suffer my directorial style. This project I'm doing is very personal to me, no matter how minor it may seem to others; especially since it's a fucking high school short film.
Nonetheless, I will be somewhat vicious at hindrances during filming. I will be fair, and hopefully not do anything too rash. I cannot offer anything really in compensation, except for my eternal gratitude at your service.
ROCKRIVER???The project of Rockriver is getting shelved at the moment!
Why is this, you ask me? I'll tell you. Now, at roughly pi-o'clock, I realized how stuck I was in writing Rockriver's storyline at the moment. I'd lost the drive, the ambition. Very few people were on-board with me, and I was hardly on-board with myself anymore. It seemed to me like too much work for a product I wouldn't be personally satisfied with. My cast list would have made filming impossible, besides that. Hell, just co-ordinating schedules would fuck me up pretty good.
So, I'm taking a new project for my Advanced Video Production class. I'm adapting Cyrano de Bergerac, a play very personal to me, into a high school setting. Dear god, I hear you cry, High school?! Steve Martin took it to the modern day and made it about a fire chief, what on EARTH could YOU make it about?!
The answer to that?
Job for Chris?Yes, that's right everyone. Chris has a good 90% chance of getting a job over at Priscilla's Coffee starting in February. I'd be working the night shift on weekends with my buddy Andrew, serving you coffee and other suchs drinks of joy.
When it's confirmed when I'll be working, I'll definitely let people know. And you shall all come and visit me sometime.
On that note, a quick anecdote:
The other night, I helped Kyle tie up his muffler with a USB cable. It was THE geekiest thing I'd ever done in my life. The end.
Weird dream!I dreamt all these random supposed They Might Be Giants songs were performed by TMBG, and then I got trapped in a bubble.
So, yeah. Whee.
First new submission in ages.And it feels kinda good.
I just posted The Death of Justina, my first short film screenplay.
If anyone has any problems loading it (since dA kinda... spazzed when I tried pasting 36 pages of screenplay into a box), let me know, and I'll post the URL for the actual screenplay.
THANK YOU FOR 60K WATCHERS GIVEAWAY!message
[UPDATE]: Winners announced!
[UPDATE]: We reached 250 favs! There will be 7 winners!! \ o /
[UPDATE]: 1 more week left before giveaway ends! \ o / Also a few favorites away before we reach 250 favs meaning we'd get 2 extra winners!
Ok this took awhile-- we're at 61k now. I'm sorry I procrastinated on it and didn't know what kind of giveaway to do _(:3
I'm very VERY GRATEFUL for everyone who has been watching and liking my artworks. It keeps me motivated to improve and get out of my comfort zone to show new artworks every time. Sometimes I can't reply to all the comments but I do my best to reply to everyone on certain deviations. I also do my best to reply to every tweet, ig and fb comments when I can! I also apologize for the... unread notes... I have 80+ at the moment. I don't think I'll ever read all of them but if it is anything important (work-related, art theft, merch inquiries) email me~ T v T /
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PONY REQUEST (CLOSE)Hey guys
I would like a little practice drawing Ponys.
Send me your characters, so I can draw it.
If you like what I draw, I would be happy if you would watch me.
MLP: NG Timeline= Birth = Death =Random Event
=Crush begins =Crush ends =Relationship begins =Relationship ends =Marriage
=Not Canon (but could happen)
Valiant Heart is born
Illusion is born
Red June is born
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ill try to have new slots open by early-mid May!
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keep in mind that:
-these are NOT first come-first serve
im choosing based on characters! simple human/kemonomimi designs only please
-limited to only 2 commissions per order
-i will reply to your note ONLY if i accept your commission
it gets tedious having to reply to everyone who sends me a note
ughuu but i do read them all to give everyone a chance!
-i have a full time job and my free time is limited these days
so please only commission me if you are willing to be patient with me as i work on your comm! ; o ; )/
FoxFan giveaway!!Hey all! Again, I'm having a giveaway, I just don't connect to this guy anymore and he just reminds me of bad memories,
I'm also not as fond on foxfans anymore as I struggle to draw them ;-; so I figured someone else should have him who'll love him more
Here he is!
He comes with a bunch of art, http://toyhou.se/287404.forrest/gallery
As much as I love his concept, I just can't connect with him anymore, and I hate that ;-;
How to enter!
- Be a watcher <3
- Favourite this journal
- Comment saying you've watched my account and favourited the journal ;u;
- Two additional raffle tickets will be given to you if you share this journal, but it isn't mandatory
I'll pick a winner via random number generator on Wednesday 3rd May 2017 At 12pm BST
Good luck all