By the fact that I missed the mudkipz.
- Watching: Scarface
All my hotel stories were dull...Until now.
I just had a very beautiful young woman step into the hotel, asking if there was a room available. I, of course, said there was... and almost told her the price, until her friend followed in. Her loud, drunk friend.
... Who just happened to be a midget.
Who was also a woman.
I then told them the price for the room, trying my damnedest to treat the little person... NOT like a little person. The dwarf, upon hearing the price, slurred drunkenly, "Hey, will you give us the room cheaper if she gives you a blowjob?" To which the girl laughed, gasping, and leaned over to me, saying, "She's... had a bit much to drink. Don't pay her any mind."
"Yeah, I... got the feeling."
... The three of us then proceeded to engage in haggling, which there would be none of on my end, and me repeating to the midget that there were no pizza places that delivered at 2:30 AM, much less OPEN.
The drunk midget also wanted to go to the beac
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Name: Christopher George Rockriver
Birthplace: Simi Valley, CA
Current Location: Burbank, CA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark brown
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, some ambidexterity.
Your Heritage: Half Norwegian, Half Irish. Probably random shit mixed in the two.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black converse.
Your Fears: Spiders, betrayal, stupid people in large groups.
Your Perfect Pizza: King Arthur at Round Table. Dammit.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yay.
Bedtime: "When I pass out." Totally with Kyle, here.
Pepsi or Coke: Both.
McDonalds or Burger King: The BK Lounge, of those two.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: I've smoke
Joy!Much joy to Kyle, as he comes through for me again, fulfilling his promise to make me a theme song for ROCKRIVER!!!.
Ba-da-BAM. Give that bad boy a listen. And remember: I may use this one day when/if I film ROCKRIVER.
Wanna help my film?Okay, soon I'll begin filming on my talkie film for school. As such, I will need people who would be willing to help me film and such.
Actors, camera operators, grips and the like will more than likely be needed. The lead roles have all, essentially, been casted. I'm currently in the process of writing the damned thing, however, so roles will come up and may require you to actually act in front of a camera and say lines.
Before I begin, I'd just like a grasp on how many people I'd have willing to work for me, and thus, suffer my directorial style. This project I'm doing is very personal to me, no matter how minor it may seem to others; especially since it's a fucking high school short film.
Nonetheless, I will be somewhat vicious at hindrances during filming. I will be fair, and hopefully not do anything too rash. I cannot offer anything really in compensation, except for my eternal gratitude at your service.
ROCKRIVER???The project of Rockriver is getting shelved at the moment!
Why is this, you ask me? I'll tell you. Now, at roughly pi-o'clock, I realized how stuck I was in writing Rockriver's storyline at the moment. I'd lost the drive, the ambition. Very few people were on-board with me, and I was hardly on-board with myself anymore. It seemed to me like too much work for a product I wouldn't be personally satisfied with. My cast list would have made filming impossible, besides that. Hell, just co-ordinating schedules would fuck me up pretty good.
So, I'm taking a new project for my Advanced Video Production class. I'm adapting Cyrano de Bergerac, a play very personal to me, into a high school setting. Dear god, I hear you cry, High school?! Steve Martin took it to the modern day and made it about a fire chief, what on EARTH could YOU make it about?!
The answer to that?
Job for Chris?Yes, that's right everyone. Chris has a good 90% chance of getting a job over at Priscilla's Coffee starting in February. I'd be working the night shift on weekends with my buddy Andrew, serving you coffee and other suchs drinks of joy.
When it's confirmed when I'll be working, I'll definitely let people know. And you shall all come and visit me sometime.
On that note, a quick anecdote:
The other night, I helped Kyle tie up his muffler with a USB cable. It was THE geekiest thing I'd ever done in my life. The end.
Weird dream!I dreamt all these random supposed They Might Be Giants songs were performed by TMBG, and then I got trapped in a bubble.
So, yeah. Whee.
First new submission in ages.And it feels kinda good.
I just posted The Death of Justina, my first short film screenplay.
If anyone has any problems loading it (since dA kinda... spazzed when I tried pasting 36 pages of screenplay into a box), let me know, and I'll post the URL for the actual screenplay.
PLEASE READ - The Ransomware EpidemicPlease share, fave and spread this journal. You could help many people on DeviantArt protect their computers from this horrific cyberattack and raise awareness about the issue to those who haven't yet heard of it.
Funny how all these years of me picking and choosing updates to keep my computer functioning how I want it (you know... to have what you paid for and keep my product without others stealing it and modifying it *cough*badupdates*cough* ... basic consumer rights... but anyway) came to haunt me.
So I finally decided that I'd bite the bullet and update my updates... only to find out Windows Update was refusing to update and would forever stay stuck "searching for updates". Just my luck. When I really don't want updates they try to install, and when I really need them they don't.
Anyhow, why am I so desper
Super Smash Bros x Attack on Titan Opening 2I FINISHED IT!!!!! :iconfinallyplz:
I can't believe I'm done...after 6 months of working (Could've been 4 or 5 if school wasn't in the way all the time...T__T) I'm done...
My initial deadline was by the end of April, but....I finished a lot earlier than that. I FEEL INVINCIBLE NOW!!!!
If you're gonna comment, it would be nice if you were to comment on the actual YouTube page. But if you can't because of reasons, then it's okay....I guess....
Feel free to share on Tumblr or other websites as long as you link back to the original video page.
Please do not reupload as your own. I w
Draw Our OC's Contest --closed-- We had many people asking so we decided to extend the contest to give everyone more time!
We have been planning this for a while and finally it's official:
Reminel s and Naitei s "Draw-Our-OC-Contest"
WHAT TO DO
Draw our OCs Shinzui and Lilinoe together
Gallery of Shinzui and Lilinoes Art
Name: Shinzui no HahenGender: MaleHeight: 1,78mRace: born GoodNightAnimal- turned to Traumdieb, Mage Class, Kitsune (fox demon)Birthday: unknownAge: un
MMD/PMX/PMD/MME Editor Tutorials Update***BROKEN LINKS WILL BE FIXED, PLEASE BE PATIENT***
INSTALLATION GUIDE for MMD, MME, PMD, PMX, MMM (including download links): http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Installation-Guide-for-MMD-MME-PMD-PMX-and-MMM-325640079
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PAINT TOOL SAI 2 BETAYOU GUYS KGJSKLGJSLKGJ I AM SO EXCITED OMFG /SOBS/ I JUST FOUND PAINT TOOL SAI 2 BETA VERSION AND I LOVE IT OMFG
I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL BECAUSE ILY AND UM-- I THINK ALL US SAI LOVERS SHOULD EXPERIENCE THE UPDATE B)
you can read more about it AND download it here--
--and for a really easy walkthrough of what to download use this link--
some of the new features include-
64 bit/multi-core supportFont tool with text layersBigger canvases! Up to 100,000 x 100,000px canvas size for 64 bitBigger max brush size (up to 5000px)Circle and line rulersPerspective ruler (guide lines for 1 - 3 point perspective)Select/edit multiple layers at onceUpgrade for free if you already have a SAI 1 li
Valentine's Day Beromimi [RAFFLE] - WINNERTHE RAFFLE IS OVER!
And the winner iiiiis.........
Thank you all so much!
I didn't expect so many people joining!! ////
I'm very grateful ;;//////;; <3
Valentines Day is near and I drew some Valentine Beros~
To celebrate it I decided to give away one Beromimi to one lucky raffle winner!
After the raffle ends on Valentine's Day, I'll put the rest of Beros on sale.
What can I win?
One of this cuties you prefer!
Information about Beromimis
What do I do to enter the raffle?
Collection: My Little Pony plz - Mane Cast 1/2Hello, my sexy ponies!
Yes, I totally stole that greeting from the adorable :iconkezzi-rose: whose profile you should definitely visit. I have never seen a cuter one on deviantArt
This is a collection of so-called plz-accounts related to the animated television series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". If you have not seen it yet, this is your first step in joining the herd. Just watch the Pilot Episode and see if it can win your sympathy The original collection comes from MLPFiMplz, but it has not been updated in a while, so I thought I make it 20% cooler
Since the size of a Journal entry is limited to 60KB, I had to split the collection:
Mane Cast 1/2: Greeting; Explanations; Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Apple
Find Your Homestuck Troll Blood Color!Yeah so here is how it works! You need to figure out your sun sign, and your moon sign. There is a calculator similar to this one out there, but it doesn't take in account jade bloods or mutants. This also doesn't require rounding. Hussie has already stated that the only troll blood colors that exist are the ones we have seen in the comic + lime. I also had to take in account that the jade blood color is rare, but the odds of getting jade with the distribution unadjusted are extremely high, so I figured out a way to make it work so it makes sense. I also took in account that fuchsia blood is extremely rare, and so is being mutant. The distribution that I am working with is a pyramid. I'll explain the breakdown at the end.
If you don't know your sun sign, click here: http://www.astrology-online.com/persn.htm
If you don't know your moon sign, click here: http://www.lunarium.co.uk/moonsign/calculator.jsp
Next you need to add up the values of
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