By the fact that I missed the mudkipz.
- Watching: Scarface
All my hotel stories were dull...Until now.
I just had a very beautiful young woman step into the hotel, asking if there was a room available. I, of course, said there was... and almost told her the price, until her friend followed in. Her loud, drunk friend.
... Who just happened to be a midget.
Who was also a woman.
I then told them the price for the room, trying my damnedest to treat the little person... NOT like a little person. The dwarf, upon hearing the price, slurred drunkenly, "Hey, will you give us the room cheaper if she gives you a blowjob?" To which the girl laughed, gasping, and leaned over to me, saying, "She's... had a bit much to drink. Don't pay her any mind."
"Yeah, I... got the feeling."
... The three of us then proceeded to engage in haggling, which there would be none of on my end, and me repeating to the midget that there were no pizza places that delivered at 2:30 AM, much less OPEN.
The drunk midget also wanted to go to the beac
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2. Be HONEST.
3. Pass onto 6 of your DA friends. ^^
4. Have fun and let us grow together as a community ^^
Name: Christopher George Rockriver
Birthplace: Simi Valley, CA
Current Location: Burbank, CA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark brown
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, some ambidexterity.
Your Heritage: Half Norwegian, Half Irish. Probably random shit mixed in the two.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black converse.
Your Fears: Spiders, betrayal, stupid people in large groups.
Your Perfect Pizza: King Arthur at Round Table. Dammit.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yay.
Bedtime: "When I pass out." Totally with Kyle, here.
Pepsi or Coke: Both.
McDonalds or Burger King: The BK Lounge, of those two.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: I've smoke
Joy!Much joy to Kyle, as he comes through for me again, fulfilling his promise to make me a theme song for ROCKRIVER!!!.
Ba-da-BAM. Give that bad boy a listen. And remember: I may use this one day when/if I film ROCKRIVER.
Wanna help my film?Okay, soon I'll begin filming on my talkie film for school. As such, I will need people who would be willing to help me film and such.
Actors, camera operators, grips and the like will more than likely be needed. The lead roles have all, essentially, been casted. I'm currently in the process of writing the damned thing, however, so roles will come up and may require you to actually act in front of a camera and say lines.
Before I begin, I'd just like a grasp on how many people I'd have willing to work for me, and thus, suffer my directorial style. This project I'm doing is very personal to me, no matter how minor it may seem to others; especially since it's a fucking high school short film.
Nonetheless, I will be somewhat vicious at hindrances during filming. I will be fair, and hopefully not do anything too rash. I cannot offer anything really in compensation, except for my eternal gratitude at your service.
ROCKRIVER???The project of Rockriver is getting shelved at the moment!
Why is this, you ask me? I'll tell you. Now, at roughly pi-o'clock, I realized how stuck I was in writing Rockriver's storyline at the moment. I'd lost the drive, the ambition. Very few people were on-board with me, and I was hardly on-board with myself anymore. It seemed to me like too much work for a product I wouldn't be personally satisfied with. My cast list would have made filming impossible, besides that. Hell, just co-ordinating schedules would fuck me up pretty good.
So, I'm taking a new project for my Advanced Video Production class. I'm adapting Cyrano de Bergerac, a play very personal to me, into a high school setting. Dear god, I hear you cry, High school?! Steve Martin took it to the modern day and made it about a fire chief, what on EARTH could YOU make it about?!
The answer to that?
Job for Chris?Yes, that's right everyone. Chris has a good 90% chance of getting a job over at Priscilla's Coffee starting in February. I'd be working the night shift on weekends with my buddy Andrew, serving you coffee and other suchs drinks of joy.
When it's confirmed when I'll be working, I'll definitely let people know. And you shall all come and visit me sometime.
On that note, a quick anecdote:
The other night, I helped Kyle tie up his muffler with a USB cable. It was THE geekiest thing I'd ever done in my life. The end.
Weird dream!I dreamt all these random supposed They Might Be Giants songs were performed by TMBG, and then I got trapped in a bubble.
So, yeah. Whee.
First new submission in ages.And it feels kinda good.
I just posted The Death of Justina, my first short film screenplay.
If anyone has any problems loading it (since dA kinda... spazzed when I tried pasting 36 pages of screenplay into a box), let me know, and I'll post the URL for the actual screenplay.
A guide about referencingWe are a group of artists that have noticed there's widespread confusion and misconceptions spreading about the limits and ethics of referencing, so we have decided to help the community by clearing up the idea of what referencing is! -- You can also watch a video about it, just click here!
What is referencing?
When we talk about “referencing,” we could also talk about “searching for information.” Imagine that you have to do an essay for school about plants, animals, planets, in other words, a subject you don’t know much about. What’s the first thing you do before you start writing? Search for information about that subject, either on the internet or books, or ask your family and friends.
In the art world, referencing is exactly the same. It’s recognizing your lack of knowledge about a specific thing and seeking knowledge about the subject, so that you know more t
Share Res + Font! Xin chào!
Như trên tiêu đề, tớ muốn share một chút những gì tớ có cho mọi người Và cũng để cảm ơn mọi người đ
SICKSONAS -EDIT PLEASE READ-I MADE A GROUP LMAO
http://sicksonas.deviantart.com/ JOIN THAT AND SUBMIT UR SICKSONAS, YEAH????
they're basically a vent character, you make yourself a sona that's your sadness, your anger, your ugly, whatever.
It's a character that you can beat up, abuse, draw gore of, because that's their purpose. It's for venting (or when you want to draw gore lmao, i just like sick-looking ponies)
THEY CAN HAVE RASHES, DRIPPING NOSES/MOUTHS,RABIES,FAMINE-LIKE CHARACTERISTICS,BANDAGES, MUTATIONS SUCH AS THREE LEGS OR TINY ASS PEGASUS WINGS (which are my sick-sona's thing, and while i dont copyright those, it'd be appreciated if you didn't use that trait uvu) OR ANYTHING ELSE GROSS/WEIRD. USUALLY THEIR MANES/TAILS ARE DROOPY, AND THEIR COLORS AREN'T REALLY VIBRANT, NO NEON COLORS RLLY.
THEY CAN ALSO BE UNDEAD, SHOWING THEIR INSIDES OR BONES, THEIR EYES CAN BE GONE AND THEIR TEETH CAN BE SHARP. GET CREATIVE. USE YOUR BIGGE
The Resource Roundup #2The Resource Roundup is a regular feature showcasing some of the best resources deviantART members share with the world!
Whether you're a beginning artist or seasoned pro, deviantART's Resources Gallery is an inspirational and benefitial asset for art creation. Take a look at a few of the incredible submissions below – they might help enhance your next artistic creation!
:thumb268850765:corroded landscape by awjayPaper Pack 3 by dieratlight texture by Insan-StockAcrylic Gold Paint Swirl Stock by Enchantedgal-StockLocal Texture: Three by One by Beyond-OdditiesSun comes up-texture by iNeedChemicalXGlitter Bokeh by FallOutGirl9001TEXTURES 7 by Inthename-Stock
Sharpie Wig Dyeing Tutorial by FireLilyCosplayPen Tool Tutorial by Popo-LiciousCopic markers tutorial by mary-dreamsDreamy Photo Effect Tutorial by Planet37How To: Constructive Crits by RipfangDragonPhotoshop Animation Tutorial by detransRealism Tutorial - Esp::Eng by Calaymo3ds Max Planet Tutorial by hoevelkampIce tutorial by NakubiScarypet's 'ROCK'ing tutorial+ by scarypet
Indian Summer - My first LR preset by DorottyaSLR preset: Purple Nature -free by kakiii2 Universal .RAW presets .LR3. by TylerFortierPhoto:t
JR MYO CONTEST!!! - CLOSED!!!Edit: We are now closed for judging, any made after the deadline will not count. We will be able to announce winners this Friday/Saturday! Please bear with us and thank you so much for entering! -Seth and Simo
WELCOME TO THE FIRST MYO JR EVENT!!!!!
since we have so many members and, to celebrate and just give of a nice thank we made up a big MYO EVENT!!!!
please make sure to read everything carefully thank u!!! if any questions please ask!!IMPORTANT NOTES!!!!
by creating a JR and joining the contest you are agreeing to the group T.O.S along with the RULES!!!! the trade cool-down is for 30 days!
the winners will be picked by quality of design!!!! judges will be PlXlEDUST and me/Simonetry!!! wish u luck at u all!!!
jrs are a closed species by Simonetry and PlXlEDUST!!!!
New llama levels and Badge Pages! Fellow llama herders!
You may have noticed that today is a momentous day in the field of llamas. Due to their unexpected popularity, we have decided to tweak the llama levels a bit, in order to maximize fun and fairness for every deviant around -- from llama aficionados to those who simply dabble in llamas from time to time.
What llamas? Glad you asked!
Behold, the new breakdown of llamas! (If you dislike spoilers and wish to achieve the levels by pure surprise, then keep scrolling.)
= 1 (Llama)
= 10 (Super Llama)
= 50 (Albino Llama)
= 100 (Super Albino Llama)
= 500 (Ninja Llama)
= 1,000 (Fancy Llama)
= 2,500 (King Llama)
= 5,000 (Spartan Llama)
= 7,500 (Wizard Llama)
= 10,000 (Golden Llama)
There you have it! So many awesome reasons to stay connected to the community and to search out new and undiscovered deviants. Share the wealth, my friends. Share it.
Big Share ResBellooooo, hôm nay mình share res nha, tại nhìn mấy bộ res nghiện quá nên viết cái Journal này cũng coi như là lưu lại đấy, vừa chia sẻ cho mọi người luôn.
Một phần của bộ res này là tìm được theo tut của :iconElikwon:
Đây đều là res mình tự kiếm ngay trên fotki, nếu mà có trùng với ai thì chắc cũng chỉ do trùng hợp thôi, chứ mình ko lấy của ai hết.
FAV + Cmt = Lấy
[ POR FAVOR, LEE COMPLETO EL JOURNAL & UTILIZA "PREVIEW" ANTES DE COMENTAR ]
Debo dejar en claro que yo no soy experta en los códigos, simplemente hice este Journal para juntar la gran mayoría de ellos en una sola y no buscarlos en diferentes enlaces. Yo no cuento con ningún derecho de haberlos creado, así que es libre cualquier persona de hacer lo mismo. Aún así, no tolero que plagien el escrito de como redacté para explicarlos. Gracias.
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DeviantArt and Angry MobsDue to the nature of DeviantArt it is quite easy to perceive that there's "a lot of people" who are upset with any given thing, enough so that you could even believe that "everyone" believes the same thing.
I felt that perhaps the community would like me to explain how DeviantArt views these types of things.
First of all, DeviantArt, Inc. is extremely deliberate. We don't do anything accidentally. Everything that hits the community is the result of a team collaboration that usually take weeks or months to complete. And so when we make mistakes they are felt by a group here or by our whole team.
Things you should know:
First of all you must believe that our team is 100% motivated to ensure that DA is healthy, and that decisions we make turn out to be better than how things were before. Each decision is likely to affect different pockets of people, and so you will always see the group that's unhappy pool together. The happy group is happy, so they don't tend to band toget